Hav, it’s not like I can miss it, it’s in my fucking house. I don’t think Mother and Father would approve of your recreational drinking. Or mine for that matter.
And you would make a fabulous Titania, sweet sister. I think I can coerce Hodge into being your Puck. I think I, however, will stick to my classic Lysander.
I don’t believe Mother and Father would approve of your recreational growhouse either. Mutually assured destruction, brother. Also, I enjoy testing the product.
If you were Oberon, he could be your Puck, as well. We’ll ignore any potential incestuous situations. They do not exist in our play. All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.