Carbs after nine, according to our dear mother, is “the biggest mistake a young lady can make besides screwing out of wedlock.” Bless her soul.
You still love me even if I give you all of my bad habits?
Neither seems like much of a mistake to me.
You know that I’ll love you forever.
Well, you know my views on marriage in general. Food will always be my one love. Mother never accounted for the fact that her eldest son would want to marry a strawberry cheesecake.
Yeah, you kinda swore on the Angel about that…
She probably should have. Strawberry Cheesecake is a family favorite. I can’t imagine us not having one at home. It’s her fault anyway.



