goldenlionheart:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

goldenlionheart:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

goldenlionheart:

Hav, it’s not like I can miss it, it’s in my fucking house. I don’t think Mother and Father would approve of your recreational drinking. Or mine for that matter.

And you would make a fabulous Titania, sweet sister. I think I can coerce Hodge into being your Puck. I think I, however, will stick to my classic Lysander.

I don’t believe Mother and Father would approve of your recreational growhouse either. Mutually assured destruction, brother. Also, I enjoy testing the product.

If you were Oberon, he could be your Puck, as well. We’ll ignore any potential incestuous situations. They do not exist in our play. All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

Well, who doesn’t? The good thing about being a bachelor is that you can have a pot garden in your backyard and no one cares.

Yeah, but I’m not a dick. Plus, ordering Hodge around isn’t my style…Haven, I swear to god if you try and come onto me while we’re drunk, I will slap you. Remember your eighteenth birthday party? I dumped a drink on you when you tried to kiss me. YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO BOUNDARIES WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.

I care when you don’t share.

Ordering Hodge around is my style. By the Angel, Tris. That was one time! ONE TIME. I have boundaries. You just have no sense of humor.

Sometimes you worry me, plain and simple. I trust my self control. Sometimes I don’t trust yours.

Yeah, well…dominating him….is the way you go about things. Ha. What makes it even worse is that I’m gay, Hav. Women parts, especially my sister’s woman parts, make me want to cry.

I trust my lack of self control. You should too.

I dominate a lot of people, Tris. Let’s be honest about that. Stop talking about my woman parts! Our relationship is ALREADY inappropriate.

celinebellefleur:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

celinebellefleur:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

The usual. The usual. Not pleased heading back to classes post-break. You?

 Oh you know, skipping classes post-break. The usual.

That sounds delightful. I approve, Celine Bellefleur. I approve!

 Someone who understands! Absolutely perfect.

I can’t recall why we haven’t really truly hung out before, but we should remedy that immediately.

paintbrushesandiratzes:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

paintbrushesandiratzes:

I took Lucian dress shopping with me and he seemed rather bored. So, I think I’ll just make hanging out with more girls a higher priority on my to do list.

We can have a slumber party! Haven, this sounds amazing. But we have to kick Lucian out because no boys allowed.

By the Angel, it feels weird saying that.

I’ll kick Tris out of the house too. We’ll make trouble just the two of us, Miss Fairchild. What do you say, tomorrow evening? Tonight, I’m afraid I’m busy.

P.S. Lucian couldn’t have possibly been bored watching you change in and our of dresses. I have to apologize I was unable to attend the New Years soiree. Tris and I had a family emergency, but all is well.

You know, I can’t remember the last time I went out and really enjoyed myself. How pathetic is that? I’ll be at your house. You bring the alcohol and I’ll bring some of those ~special~ brownies? I know how much you like to party, Haven.

And…nothing that interesting happened at the party……just…business as usual….

Of course, those. Your History professor is known to supply both, Jocelyn. He’s such a terrible influence.

goldenlionheart:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

goldenlionheart:

Hav, it’s not like I can miss it, it’s in my fucking house. I don’t think Mother and Father would approve of your recreational drinking. Or mine for that matter.

And you would make a fabulous Titania, sweet sister. I think I can coerce Hodge into being your Puck. I think I, however, will stick to my classic Lysander.

I don’t believe Mother and Father would approve of your recreational growhouse either. Mutually assured destruction, brother. Also, I enjoy testing the product.

If you were Oberon, he could be your Puck, as well. We’ll ignore any potential incestuous situations. They do not exist in our play. All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

Well, who doesn’t? The good thing about being a bachelor is that you can have a pot garden in your backyard and no one cares.

Yeah, but I’m not a dick. Plus, ordering Hodge around isn’t my style…Haven, I swear to god if you try and come onto me while we’re drunk, I will slap you. Remember your eighteenth birthday party? I dumped a drink on you when you tried to kiss me. YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO BOUNDARIES WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK.

I care when you don’t share.

Ordering Hodge around is my style. By the Angel, Tris. That was one time! ONE TIME. I have boundaries. You just have no sense of humor.

celinebellefleur:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

The usual. The usual. Not pleased heading back to classes post-break. You?

 Oh you know, skipping classes post-break. The usual.

That sounds delightful. I approve, Celine Bellefleur. I approve!

paintbrushesandiratzes:

I took Lucian dress shopping with me and he seemed rather bored. So, I think I’ll just make hanging out with more girls a higher priority on my to do list.

We can have a slumber party! Haven, this sounds amazing. But we have to kick Lucian out because no boys allowed.

By the Angel, it feels weird saying that.

I’ll kick Tris out of the house too. We’ll make trouble just the two of us, Miss Fairchild. What do you say, tomorrow evening? Tonight, I’m afraid I’m busy.

P.S. Lucian couldn’t have possibly been bored watching you change in and our of dresses. I have to apologize I was unable to attend the New Years soiree. Tris and I had a family emergency, but all is well.

goldenlionheart:

Hav, it’s not like I can miss it, it’s in my fucking house. I don’t think Mother and Father would approve of your recreational drinking. Or mine for that matter.

And you would make a fabulous Titania, sweet sister. I think I can coerce Hodge into being your Puck. I think I, however, will stick to my classic Lysander.

I don’t believe Mother and Father would approve of your recreational growhouse either. Mutually assured destruction, brother. Also, I enjoy testing the product.

If you were Oberon, he could be your Puck, as well. We’ll ignore any potential incestuous situations. They do not exist in our play. All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

celinebellefleur:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

celinebellefleur:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

Hodge! Celine! How are you two?

 

How are you doing?

I’m okay. You?

 

The usual. The usual. Not pleased heading back to classes post-break. You?

paintbrushesandiratzes:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

paintbrushesandiratzes:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

Hi, Jocelyn!

Haven! By the Angel, you’re finally here!

Well, I couldn’t let you lot party without me.

I’m glad. Lucian is fun, but I need more girl time in my life.

Lucian can do all the girly things in life, but do you really want him to? Tomorrow, you should come over with him. We can all do each other’s nails.

goldenlionheart:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

There are ways you can make this better. What do you say to having a little soiree, just the two of us tonight. Or even with Hodge? We can get him drunk. I’d like to see him play Robin Goodfellow with a few drinks in him.

Baby sister, you know exactly what I need. I can break out the Shakespeare. You know how much I enjoy a drunken production of Twelfth Night or A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

I’ve already sent him an invite. Be there or be square. I lay claim to Titania.

paintbrushesandiratzes:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

Hi, Jocelyn!

Haven! By the Angel, you’re finally here!

Well, I couldn’t let you lot party without me.

goldenlionheart:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

Hey, wait. I thought I was your favorite student.

Hav, you’re my sister. And Hodge is well…Hodge. No choosing between the two of you.

There are ways you can make this better. What do you say to having a little soiree, just the two of us tonight. Or even with Hodge? We can get him drunk. I’d like to see him play Robin Goodfellow with a few drinks in him.

goldenlionheart:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

goldenlionheart:

I would call it orgasmic but you’re my baby sister and I’m not supposed to speak of such ghastly things with you.

Oh and I don’t appreciate you telling Samuel Starkweather that I sell weed.

You can’t say the word orgasmic around me, but you buy me alcohol, let me steal your cigarettes and talk about screwing out of wedlock.

I brought you business, didn’t I?

Haven, let’s just come to the conclusion that our relationship is anything but normal.

Yes, but my marijuana is for my own personal recreation, not for the younger brother of my favorite student.

Hey, wait. I thought I was your favorite student.

celinebellefleur:

beenwaitingforamiracle:

Hodge! Celine! How are you two?

 

How are you doing?

Hi, Jocelyn!